No exemption for our own bullshit.
Corrections
Satire is a device. It is not an escape hatch for a factual error.
If we get it wrong
If we get a fact wrong, we correct it visibly and date the correction. We do not quietly replace a false claim with a joke and pretend it was always satire.
Disagreement is welcome. Threats, doxxing, and attempts to send a mob after someone are not.
Corrections contact: temporarily unavailable
Corrections submissions are temporarily unavailable. There is no working mailbox or submission form on this page.
What a correction will show
The disputed passage, what was wrong, the evidence supporting the change, and the date of the correction. The change belongs with the dispatch, not in a quiet replacement that leaves the original claim unaccounted for.
Correction record
No corrections have been recorded. That is not a claim that the copy is beyond correction.
Read the dispatches