Featured dispatch / 001 / Satire
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Bureau of Premature Agreement
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All dispatches ↗- 002Borrowed scientific authority
We put SCIENCE in the name. Please stop asking about the method.
Office of Scientific-Sounding Affairs
Fictional satire - 003Certainty about other people's motives
Your opponent's motives have been confirmed by your dislike of them.
Ministry of Convenient Enemies
Fictional satire
A fictional department.
No borrowed certainty.
The dispatch is the joke. The working is where it answers for itself: what is invented, what is established, and which inference went missing.
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