DOEDepartment
of Evil
Dispatch 003 / Satire

Ministry of Convenient Enemies

By Chris Mish

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Your opponent's motives have been confirmed by your dislike of them.

The Department has eliminated the costly distinction between 'I oppose this' and 'I know why they did it.' All remaining uncertainty has been reassigned to the enemy.

The turn

You can establish that an action is harmful without inventing the thoughts behind it. What would remain of your argument if every sentence claiming to know their motives disappeared?

The fiction stops here.
The questions do not.

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Fictional satire. Criticism of motive inference, not a claim that malicious intent never exists.

What is factual
The dispatch asks readers to separate criticism of an action from a claim about intent. It makes no finding about a real person's motives.
What is fictional
The Ministry and its reassignment of uncertainty are invented. No actual opponent has had their motives investigated or confirmed here.
Source statement
The source is the fictional dispatch printed above. It is not based on a study and offers no evidence about any named person's state of mind.
The unsupported inference
I dislike what they did, so I know why they did it. Opposition to an action is being treated as evidence of the actor's motive. Malicious intent can exist; this shortcut does not establish it.

A question for discussion

What would remain of your argument if every sentence claiming to know their motives disappeared?

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