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Dispatches
Official notices from entirely fictional offices. Read the satire, then inspect the shortcut it is asking you to notice.
- 001Endorsement before examination
You have reached the correct conclusion. Reading is now optional.
Bureau of Premature Agreement
Fictional satire - 002Borrowed scientific authority
We put SCIENCE in the name. Please stop asking about the method.
Office of Scientific-Sounding Affairs
Fictional satire - 003Certainty about other people's motives
Your opponent's motives have been confirmed by your dislike of them.
Ministry of Convenient Enemies
Fictional satire
Reading is not, in fact, optional.
Every dispatch includes its turn and an always-readable deconstruction.
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